8.1avge. of 106 reviewsWho'd A Thought It
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Why stay here?
- Weekends / Short Breaks
- Hot tub/jacuzzi
- Free Wifi
- Free Parking
8.1 Very Good
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Situated just 5 minutes’ drive from Lenham, Who'd A Thought It boasts a Champagne and oyster bar, along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking, the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites.
Important Information
Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Please inform Who'd A Thought It in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.
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Check Info and AvailabilityWho'd A Thought It - Room Options
A selection of room types are usually available at Who'd A Thought It, including;
- Classic Double Room with Shower
- Deluxe Suite with Spa Bath
- Double Room with Patio and Spa Bath
- Double Room with Whirlpool
- Executive Double Suite
- King Room with Spa Bath
- King Suite with Spa Bath
- Luxury Suite with Spa Bath
- Premium Suite with Spa Bath
- Presidential Suite
- Queen Suite with Spa Bath
- Small Double Room
- Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath
- Suite with Hot Tub
- Suite with Spa Bath
- Superior Suite
- Superior Suite with Spa Bath
Luxury Suite with Spa Bath (Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom)
This suite features a circular bed, mirrored ceiling and dance pole. There is a hot tub on a private patio as well as the hot tub in the bathroom and overhead shower. This room comes with 42-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels and high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Suite with Spa Bath (Double, Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom)
The Bollinger Room is a spacious room with a large leather bed facing sliding doors leading to a private patio with outdoor seating. The bathroom has a circular spa bath with overhead shower. There is a 49-inch flat-screen TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels, and all rooms come with high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Presidential Suite (Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom)
The Krug Suite is the Who’d A Thought It's largest room and boasts a 9-foot bed under crystal chandeliers. Not only does this room have two private hot tubs inside and outside, it also has a shower steam room. A massive 60-inch TV in your lounge and a further TV in your bedroom, full Sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Double Room with Patio and Spa Bath (Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom)
This contemporary style room has a large Baroque bed and a private decked area with a large private conservatory and a outdoor hot tub. The en-suite bathroom has a spa bath and separate shower. There is a 55-inch and a 40-inch flat-screen TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels, along with high-speed Wi-Fi. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath (Double, Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom)
The Perrier Jouet Suite features a four-poster bed, marble floor and a Jacuzzi bath with separate shower. There is a 42-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels, along with high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts a spa bath and toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Suite with Hot Tub (Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom, 1 Bathroom)
The bedroom is ispired by Morocco and Rome, featuing crushed velvet on the day bed and in the lounge, with a 65-inch TV with fully Sky package and high-speed WiFi. Your bathroom has a deep bath tub, a rain shower and complimentary toiletries.Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
King Room with Spa Bath (Double, Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom)
The Pommery room is themed on a Gentleman’s Club with dark wood panelling to the walls and a dark wood sleigh bed. There is a corner bath in the bedroom and a separate shower wet-room. A 30-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
King Suite with Spa Bath (Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom, 1 Bathroom)
This room offers an outdoor hot tub on with own private decked area with sun loungers. This room has bold colours set against a white canvas with arty graffiti on the wall. Your bathroom features a free-standing bath, rainfall shower and toiletries. The lounge has 2 white leather Italian sofas, a small bar and a 65-inch TV with full Sky package. You have tea and coffee making facilities along with spring water. The bedroom offers a super king bed and a 49-inch TV with full Sky package and high-speed WiFi.
Premium Suite with Spa Bath (Double, Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom)
This suite features a French baroque bed and sofas in the seating area. There is an in-room hot tub and outside on the private patio is another hot tub with lounger and country views. A 40-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, as well as high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts Clarins toiletries and shower. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Small Double Room (Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom)
The Tatinger Mini is a compact room and the smallest at the Who’d A Thought It. Ideal for a single traveller as the bed is positioned against the wall, but can accommodate 2 if required. A 32-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts a shower and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge
Superior Suite with Spa Bath (Double, Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom, 1 Bathroom)
Decorated in aquamarine and gold, this extra large suite is art deco in style, with a lounge area with two chaise lounges and open-plan bathroom with indoor spa bath. Sliding doors lead to a private patio area with a private hot tub. This room comes with 42-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels, as well as high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a shower. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Classic Double Room with Shower (Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom)
The Duval Leroy room is a compact room with a glass door that leads to the en-suite bathroom with shower. 32-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high speed Wi-Fi. The bathroom boasts luxury toiletries and a shower. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Suite with Hot Tub (Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom, 1 Bathroom)
A suite with large French baroque bed and sofas in the seating area. There is an in-room hot tub plus a separate en-suite and shower. Outside on the private patio is a hot tub with lounger and country views. The room also features TV and Bluetooth speaker. With a 40-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels, this room comes with limited internet WiFi. The bathroom boasts Clarins toiletries and shower. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Executive Double Suite (Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom, 1 Bathroom)
The LP Alexandra is a Versace-inspired room, with gold furnishings and leopard print flooring. The LP Alexandra has 2 hot tubs, inside and outside, within a private walled patio area with sun loungers. The room has a sound system with Bluetooth connection and a 50-inch smart TV with Sky TV. High speed Wi-Fi is available in all rooms.
Superior Suite (Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom, 1 Bathroom)
The Ace of Spades Suite features two private hot tubs and a Swarovski bath with over 60,000 gems. This room boasts its own private bar and a 65-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. High speed Wi-Fi is available in all rooms.
Double Room with Whirlpool (Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom)
Known as the White Room, this room is set in wall-to-wall white with zebra print flooring. This room has a double bed with Egyptian cotton sheets, 2 large chandeliers and white and crystal sofa. There is a 60-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels. The bathroom boasts a spa bath and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Deluxe Suite with Spa Bath (Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom, 1 Bathroom)
Our Deutz room features cowhides on the floor and the bed. There is a 60-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels. The bathroom boasts a spa bath and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Queen Suite with Spa Bath (Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom, 1 Bathroom)
Our Billecart room features a mirrored feature wall and gold and turquoise colours. This room has its own private bar and a large marbled bathroom. A 55-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts a spa bath big enough for two and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Suite with Hot Tub (Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom, 1 Bathroom)
The hot tub is a top feature of this suite. Boasting a private entrance, this air-conditioned suite comes with 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a bath and a shower. Featuring a terrace with garden views, this suite also features a tea and coffee maker and a flat-screen TV with streaming services. The unit has 2 beds.
Suite with Spa Bath (Sleeps 2, 1 Bedroom, 1 Bathroom)
The colour black, the symbol of elegance. The Lanson Black. This was the perfect champagne to name this room after. This room has wall to wall black armadillo style wallpaper, a double bed and a double cuddle sofa. A massive 60inch TV and full sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with fibre optic WiFi complimentary. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a spa bath with shower. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Who'd A Thought It Useful Info
- 20 Rooms
Arrival and Departure
- Check In from 15:00 until 23:00
- Check Out to 11:30
Languages
The native language of Who'd A Thought It is English.
Hotel Facilities
COVID-19 Precautions
- Cashless payments
- Cleaning chemicals effective against Coronavirus
- Rooms disinfected between stays
- Rooms sealed after cleaning
- Safety Protocols followed
- Screens between staff and guests where appropriate
- Social distancing (dining)
Cleaning
- Daily housekeeping
Sanitization
- All tableware sanitized
- Hand sanitizer provided
Hair, Spa & Beauty
- Hot tub/jacuzzi
Leisure & Activities
- Sun Terrace
Travel & Transport
- Accessible parking
- Free Parking
Business & Internet
- Free Wifi
Food & Drink
- Bar
- Breakfast in the room
- Picnic area
- Restaurant
- Room Service
- Special diet menus (on request)
- Wine/champagne
Services
- CCTV in common areas
- CCTV outside property
- Key access
- Terrace
Room Facilities
- Air Conditioning
- Heating
- Non-smoking rooms
Outside
- Garden
Hotel
- Non-smoking throughout
- Smoke alarms
- Sun loungers or beach chairs
- Adult only
- Outdoor furniture
- Designated smoking area
- Fire extinguishers
- Security alarm
- Board games/puzzles
- Sun umbrellas
Rating and Reviews
Who'd A Thought It has been assigned a 4 Star rating by our partner; this is an unofficial rating for ease of comparison, and you should be sure the property suits your needs before booking.
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